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An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the
cabin crew to have the
passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if
everyone was buckled in and
ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer
who is still going
around passing out business cards."

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