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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting
attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand
dollars to compromise this
case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't heard the
question. "Isn't it true
that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the
lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the
question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

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