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There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm
and it finally came
down to Robert and Paul.
Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both came from good
families. Both
were equally attractive and well spoken. It was up to the senior
partner to choose one, so
he took each aside and asked, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In
seconds, he chose
Paul.
Baffled, Robert took Paul aside. "I don't understand why I was
rejected. When Mr.
Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the
greatest respect for the
law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I
wanted was to do right by
my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Paul replies.
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of
them!"

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