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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings, a man
picks it up and the
following conversation ensues
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a
beautiful mink coat. It is
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models. I saw
one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really
good price and
since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and I stopped by the
real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at
last year -- it's on
sale! Remember? The one with a pool English Garden, acre of park
area, beachfront
property . . ."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000. A magnificent price and I see that we have that much
in the bank to
cover it!"
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye, I love you, too!"
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone
and asks to all those present. "Does anyone know who this phone
belongs to?"

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