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A cat dies and goes up to heaven. God meets him there and says "Well how are
things". To which the cat says "Terrible, I have never had a place to sleep and
got hit with a broom everyday. God says "Well you've come to the right place we
will keep you very comfortable up here"!. So the cat goes into heaven. A few
days later some mice die and go to heaven. God meets them there and asks how
they are. They say "Horrible We have been on our feet forever running away from
cats. God says "Well you have come to the right place you won't have to run
anymore". The mice are relieved. They ask God for a favour. They ask him if
they can ride around on rollerskates so they won't be tired. Of course God
agrees. A week later God is walking around heaven and sees the cat. Asks how
he is. The cat says "Great, and those meals on wheels you've been sending me
are delicious!"

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