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A blonde is listening to the television and sees a show that says that milk
baths are good for you and decides she would like to try one. She leaves a note
outside her door asking the milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk for her. When
the milk man comes to the door and sees the note he wonders could this be
correct, 15 gallons of milk? He thinks perhaps she meant 1.5 gallons of milk.

He knocks on her door and asks her how much milk she would like. She tells him,
"15 gallons, I'm going to take a bath in it."

"Do you want it pasteurized?" the milkman asks

The blonde says "No, just up to my waist!!!"

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