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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello" Woman: "Honey, it's me.
Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes" Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" Man; Sure...go
ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one that I really liked." Man;
"How much?" Woman: "$60,00" Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing..the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." Man: "Well, then go ahead and
give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." Woman: OK. I'll see you later! I
love you." Man: "Bye, I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks:

"Anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?"

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