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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding
on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger
stands in the pouring down rain. "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging
onto the door frame. "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the
morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No,
I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out." "Well, you
have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think you
should help him." The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into
the pounding rain and calls out into the dark -- "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer. "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.

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