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Master Sergeant Alfie was a thirty-year Army veteran now assigned to
a training battalion and tough as nails. He seemed to have no thought
whatsoever about how others responded to his cut-and-dried military
manner.

One day he assembled the training battalion and announced, "Private
Monroe, take one step forward." Private Monroe took one step forward,
and the sergeant bellowed, "Private Monroe. Report to the chaplain;
your mother just died." Monroe just crumbled and fainted dead away
from shock.

Later that day, the battalion commander chewed out the master
sergeant: "You're going to have to learn something about TACT. You
just can't yell at a man and tell him his mother just died. The next
time you're called on for this duty, you'd better do it in a more
compassionate way."

It just so happened that the very next day, another soldier's mother
died, and the MSGT assembled the troops again. "All you whose mother
is living," he shouted, "take one step forward. NOT SO FAST, TAYLOR!"


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