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A blonde wants to buy a TV, so she goes down to the electronics store
and tells the salesman, "Sir, I want to buy this TV." And the
salesman goes, "We don't sell to blondes."

So she goes home and dies her hair brown. The next day she comes
back, and says to the salesman. "Sir, I want to buy this TV." The
salesman says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

So she goes back home and shaves off her hair and puts on a baseball
cap. Later that day she goes back to the electronics store. Once more
she says, "Sir, I am going to buy this TV." This time the salesman
says, "Look ma'm, I told you, we can't sell to blondes" The blonde
says, "Gosh, I dyed my hair then shaved it. How do you know I am a
blonde?"

The salesman: "This is a microwave."


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