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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said,
"Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in
third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant
you one wish. So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said,
I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to
stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and
exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for
thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! don't think it can be
done. Make another wish. The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is
good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ......a good mate. The
Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again!"

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