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A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all
suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach:
she took them to the meanest preacher in town for a lecture. First, the older
boy was admitted into the stern minister's study. Glaring at the boy from behind
the desk, the preacher waited a few moments, then challenged the boy: “Young
man, where is God?” The boy was stunned to silence. The preacher rose part way
out of his chair and repeated the question, “I asked you, Where Is God?” The boy
began to quake with dread; this was no ordinary lecture for being bad! Stepping
around from behind the desk, the impassioned preacher now shouted his question,
“WHERE IS GOD!?” At this, the boy leaped from his chair and bolted out the door,
running headlong into his little brother. “What's wrong? What's the matter?” his
brother asked.

"It's awful! The church has LOST GOD and they're BLAMING US!"

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