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A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to
come to
church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach
brandy, and
told the preacher that he would attend his church IF the pastor would drink some
of his
brandy and admit doing so in front of his congregation. The preacher agreed and
drank
up.
Sunday morning the man visited the church. The preacher recognized the man from
the
pulpit and said:
“I see Mr. Johnson is here with us this morning. I want to thank him publicly
for his
hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he gave me and the spirit
in which
they were given.”

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