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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was
standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by
the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the
Army of the Lord!” My friend replied, “I'm already in the Army of the Lord,
Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?” He whispered back, “I'm in the secret service.”

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