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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see
walking
down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the
road, he
would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud “THUMP” and then he would
swerve
back on the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest
hitch
hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest,
“Where are you going, Father?”
“I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!” replied the priest.
“No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.”
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued
down the
road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and
instinctively he
swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with
him, so
at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer.
However
even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud “THUD”.
Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when
he
didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, “I'm sorry Father. I
almost hit that
lawyer.”
“That's okay,” replied the priest. “I got him with the door!”

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