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There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and
during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most
extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby
apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly.
The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig
was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig.

The city man watched this activity for some time with great
astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the
farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I
can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply
shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the
ground!"

The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"


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