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Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic
Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says, “Harry, we better lose some altitude so
we can see
where we are.”
Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to
below the
cloud cover. George says, “I still can't tell where we are, let’s ask that guy
on the
ground.”
So, Harry yells down to the man, “Hey, could you tell us where we are?”
The man on the ground yells back, “You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air.”
George turns to Harry and says, “That man must be a lawyer.”
Harry says, “How can you tell?”
“Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally useless.”

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