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Three guys were pulled out of detective training for special
attention because they were not very bright. The police chief was
interrogating them to determine if they were smart enough to become
detectives. If not, they couldn't continue with the training. Things
had not gone well so far.


To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first
detective a picture for five seconds and then hides it.


"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first guy
answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one
eye!"


The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture only
shows his PROFILE." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
he flashes the picture for five seconds at the second guy and asks
him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The second guy laughs, rolls his eyes and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!"


The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of
course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of
his PROFILE! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely
frustrated at this point, he show the picture to the third guy and in
a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?" He quickly adds, "..think hard before giving me a
stupid answer."


The guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and
says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."


The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't
know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well that is an
interesting answer... wait here a few minutes while I check this file
and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes into
his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back
with a beaming smile on his face.


"Wow, I can't believe it..it's true! The suspect does in fact wear
contacts. Good Work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"


"That's easy," the guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."


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