*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Looking for a new web host? Check out WebHostingBuyer.com for
essential information before making a decision. Be informed!

http://www.WebHostingBuyer.com

*******************************************************************

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The
touchy
part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not
ever
returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be
paid for
going.
“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my
alma
mater--Rice University.”
The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same
question.
“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family
and leave
the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he
whispered
in the interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, “You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll
keep a
million, and we'll send the engineer.”

*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Looking for a new web host? Check out WebHostingBuyer.com for
essential information before making a decision. Be informed!

http://www.WebHostingBuyer.com

*******************************************************************

Join The Daily Joker's joke-a-day lists at

http://www.TheDailyJoker.com

or send a blank email to these addresses

TheCleanDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
TheAdultDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com