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A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently
put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation
went something like this:

Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"

Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what
happened."

Judge: "Proceed."

Man: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for two
weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle swooping
down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I followed the Eagle I
could maybe steal the fish. Unfortunately, in the process of taking
the fish I killed the Eagle. I figured that since I killed the Eagle
I might as well eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it
rot on the ground."

Judge: "The court will take a recess while we analyze your
testimony."

15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.

Judge: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and because
you didn't intend to kill the Eagle, the court will dismiss the
charges. But if you don't mind the court asking, what does a Bald
Eagle taste like?"

Man: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can describe
it is maybe a combination between a California Condor and a Spotted
Owl."


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