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A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After
dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are
your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar."
he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable,
but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live
in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man
replies, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a
beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I
will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you
support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the
fiance. The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the
father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father
answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks
I'm God."



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