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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his
lawyer. "I want to
become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want
to
become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside,
making
sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that
this would
be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's
too late, tell
me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer
. . ."

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