*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Are you living overseas? Working abroad? Thinking about moving?
Come and join our friendly expat community at Expat Focus for
expat news, forums, financial advice and much more!

http://www.ExpatFocus.com

*******************************************************************

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his
doctor.
The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first is a young, healthy
athlete
who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who
never
drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The third is an attorney
who died
after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen
the donor he
did. "It was easy," said the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Are you living overseas? Working abroad? Thinking about moving?
Come and join our friendly expat community at Expat Focus for
expat news, forums, financial advice and much more!

http://www.ExpatFocus.com

*******************************************************************

Join The Daily Joker's joke-a-day lists at

http://www.TheDailyJoker.com

or send a blank email to these addresses

TheCleanDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
TheAdultDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com