*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Are you living overseas? Working abroad? Thinking about moving?
Come and join our friendly expat community at Expat Focus for
expat news, forums, financial advice and much more!

http://www.ExpatFocus.com

*******************************************************************

The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students.
When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, "And what does your father do?"
"Oh, he's a magician," replied Johnny.
"Really? And what's his best trick?"
"His best trick is sawing people in half."
"Wonderful!" exclaimed the teacher. "Tell me, are there any more children in
your family?"
"Yes ma'am, I have a half brother and two half sisters."

*******************************************************************

ADVERTISEMENT

Are you living overseas? Working abroad? Thinking about moving?
Come and join our friendly expat community at Expat Focus for
expat news, forums, financial advice and much more!

http://www.ExpatFocus.com

*******************************************************************

Join The Daily Joker's joke-a-day lists at

http://www.TheDailyJoker.com

or send a blank email to these addresses

TheCleanDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
TheAdultDailyJoker-subscribe@yahoogroups.com