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In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and
pushed it nearly
four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the
train
company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning
by waving
his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly
demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was
dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did
superbly
under cross-examination."
"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"

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