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A spiritualist who’d recently been widowed met a colleague and reported
excitedly that
she’d just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a
pack of
cigarettes.
"The only thing is," she mused, "that I don’t know where to send them."
"Why not?" asked her friend.
"Well, he didn’t actually say that he was in Heaven, but I can’t imagine he’d be
in Hell."
"Hmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but, he
didn’t
mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?"

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