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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State
Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a
seat at the bar next to another guy.

"This is a nice place, I've never been here", the first guy says.

"Oh really?", the other replies, "it's also a very special bar".

"Why is that?", the first guy asks.

"Well, you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original
Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."

"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.

"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from
the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that
window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind
catches you and you're pushed back up."

"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.

"Not at all, take a look", the other man replies and walks over
to the window, followed closely by the first man.

He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops
10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes
right back up and sails back through the window.

"See, it's fun. You should try it", he says.

"Try it, I don't even believe I saw it!", the first man shouts.

"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again". And with that, he falls out the
window again. He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop,
and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.

"Give it a try, it's a blast", he says.

"Well, what the heck, I'll give it a try", the first man says and
proceeds to fall out the window. He falls
10...20...30...40...50...60...70...80...90..100 feet and splat! He
ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.

After watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy
casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders
another drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says,

"You know Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".


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