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BEER

For those of you who drink civilised beverages, be grateful.
Yesterday, a scientist from the USDA suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The
theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
finding, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, required frequent visits
to the bathroom, talked excessively without making sense, became
overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued
over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong. No further testing
is planned.


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