Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) ...
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G. Smith
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Dec 30, 2009 5:23 pm
The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A...
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G. Smith
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Dec 7, 2009 1:14 pm
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:Â Â "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When...
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G. Smith
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Dec 2, 2009 9:16 pm
The Wizard of Oz" is 70 years old. A remake would not be as good. If Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no  courage today, she...
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G. Smith
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Nov 24, 2009 5:26 pm
What is Celibacy? Â Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. Â While attending a Marriage Weekend, Thomas and his wife,...
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G. Smith
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Nov 17, 2009 3:30 pm
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were outside shouting, "13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I...
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G. Smith
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Nov 10, 2009 3:47 am
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from...
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G. Smith
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Oct 30, 2009 3:06 pm
Deer Roping (Names have been removed to protect the stupid!) Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms.... I had this idea that I was going to rope a...
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G. Smith
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Oct 22, 2009 1:47 pm
Thought you all might enjoy the story of Old Butch the Rooster: Â John was in the fertilized egg business. Â He had several hundred young layers (hens),...
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G. Smith
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Oct 6, 2009 11:54 am
... and the bartender asks what he'll have and, and the bear says: "I would like, ahh, ……………………………………a Budweiser." The bartender...
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The_Brotherhood_of_th...
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Oct 5, 2009 3:48 am
Reminder from: The_Brotherhood_of_the_Flathead_Chow Yahoo! Group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Brotherhood_of_the_Flathead_Chow/cal Larry Fine Monday...
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G. Smith
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Oct 3, 2009 4:32 pm
(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working...
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The_Brotherhood_of_th...
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Sep 1, 2009 4:40 pm
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G. Smith
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Aug 18, 2009 11:39 am
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son,...
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The_Brotherhood_of_th...
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Aug 1, 2009 4:11 pm
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G. Smith
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Jul 28, 2009 5:26 pm
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room...
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G. Smith
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Jul 17, 2009 3:51 am
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY:...
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Jul 1, 2009 4:01 pm
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G. Smith
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Jun 29, 2009 11:23 am
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. ...
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G. Smith
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Jun 23, 2009 1:52 am
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go...
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G. Smith
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Jun 19, 2009 1:39 am
A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams blue murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the...
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Darkcurse
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Jun 12, 2009 3:12 am
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Jun 1, 2009 3:31 pm
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G. Smith
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May 21, 2009 12:24 am
And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were...
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May 1, 2009 4:19 pm
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G. Smith
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Apr 30, 2009 11:44 am
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. !...
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G. Smith
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Apr 11, 2009 12:53 pm
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on...
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G. Smith
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Apr 11, 2009 12:51 pm
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which...
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G. Smith
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Apr 9, 2009 11:54 am
Would You Like to Join.... The Yoko Club? Oh no. The German philosophy club? I. Kant. The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me? The Arafat club? Yessir. The Alzheimer's...
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G. Smith
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Mar 23, 2009 1:17 am
Any political insights are yours and yours alone... g ... The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of...
