The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A...
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:Â Â "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When...
The Wizard of Oz" is 70 years old. A remake would not be as good. If Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no  courage today, she...
What is Celibacy? Â Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. Â While attending a Marriage Weekend, Thomas and his wife,...
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were outside shouting, "13....13...13." The fence was too high to see over, but I...
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from...
Deer Roping (Names have been removed to protect the stupid!) Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms.... I had this idea that I was going to rope a...
Thought you all might enjoy the story of Old Butch the Rooster: Â John was in the fertilized egg business. Â He had several hundred young layers (hens),...
... and the bartender asks what he'll have and, and the bear says: "I would like, ahh, ……………………………………a Budweiser." The bartender...
(NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working...
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son,...
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room...
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY:...
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. ...
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go...
A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams blue murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the...
And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. !...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on...
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which...
Would You Like to Join.... The Yoko Club? Oh no. The German philosophy club? I. Kant. The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me? The Arafat club? Yessir. The Alzheimer's...
Any political insights are yours and yours alone... g ... The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of...
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using...
... A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it...
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked...
Burglaries rose in Newark, New Jersey, in 2008, and some residents are blaming the city's crackdown on barbed wire and razor wire. John DeSantis, for instance,...
