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Howdy walked into Dairy Queen the other day in
Chapel Hill, NC and asked for a hot fudge sundae
with extra hot fudge...

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#2037

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 3:46 pm
Subject: UNC Shoe Store

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A UNC grad walks into a shoe store, and tries
on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

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#2038

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 3:51 pm
Subject: Monday Riddles - Ask A Friend For Help

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1) What is the only five letter English word that has
the same pronounciation when you take away four of
it's letters?

2) I have five letters.
If you take the first and last,
I will still be the same.
Even if you take the middle letter,
I will be the same as before.
Who am I?

3)All that I see, is all that I want
Yet what I see is nothing I need
I am pleased with nothing, and so seek I must do
Until my desire is quenched, I'll never be through.

What am I?

4) I am as light as a bird and as lovely flower.
I sometime last from year to year,
and sometime but an hour.
I stop the swiftest railroad train,
I break the strongest tree
but yet I am afraid of fire.
Children play with me.

What am I?

5) I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver
in them. I also build bridges of silver and make
crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could
imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my
help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.

Who am I?

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#2039

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 6:07 pm
Subject: The Great Trafalgar Square Freeze

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#2040

From: thoughthumor@...
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 6:13 pm
Subject: Famous Failures Video - Very Inspiriting & Motivating

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#2041

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 6:18 pm
Subject: Famous Failures - Including Mine W/o The Link - Included This Time:O)

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#2042

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 8:25 pm
Subject: The Girl & The Refrigerator

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http://allgreen.com/site/images/stories/little_girl_fridge.jpg

A girl opened her refrigerator and saw...

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#2043

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Jun 1, 2009 8:30 pm
Subject: 'T&H's Bailout Money

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Please help Dr. Howdy decide
which car to spend his Bailout
Money from 'Thought & Humor's
deficit!

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#2044

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 3:54 pm
Subject: Оставьте Я Одн - Special English Edition

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In Vegas, a UNC student walks up
to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.
Out pops a coke. The student looks
amazed and runs away to get some
more coins...

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#2045

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 3:58 pm
Subject: De recente Pizza van de Nacht - Mostly English Edition

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http://media.whydevelop.com/p/www.pizzarita.net/imgs/pizza_rita_on_indiana.jpg

A UNC grad stopped by a pizza shop one
night and ordered a medium pizza.

The Italian owner asked...

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#2046

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 4:31 pm
Subject: Extra Funny Cartoons

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Cartoons:
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(Warning - Some
are not P.C.)

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#2047

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 7:22 pm
Subject: A Beautiful UNC Girl Video

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#2048

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 7:46 pm
Subject: Greatest Movie Car Chase

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#2049

From: ABC sNEWS VIDEO <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Jun 2, 2009 8:41 pm
Subject: Relaxation Video

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#2050

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Jun 3, 2009 6:28 pm
Subject: Reise Herauf Norden - Special English Edition

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A UNC football player was
visiting a Yankee relative
in Boston over the holidays.
He went to a large party
and met a pretty co-ed.
He was attempting to...

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#2051

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Jun 3, 2009 6:32 pm
Subject: Bibliothek-Beanstandung - English Afternoon Edition

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A UNC student stormed up
to the front desk of the library
and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

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#2052

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Jun 3, 2009 6:53 pm
Subject: Животные Шутихи - Western Civilization Edition

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http://www.papersculpt.com/crackers01.jpg

A UNC freshman opened a box
of animal crackers and spread
them all over her desk.

"What are you doing?" her room-
mate asked.

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#2053

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Jun 3, 2009 9:33 pm
Subject: UNC Dentist Visit

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#2054

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Jun 3, 2009 9:37 pm
Subject: Baby & Dog Duet Funny Video

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#2055

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 3:27 pm
Subject: The Lotto

thoughthumor@...

A UNC student buys a ticket and
wins the lottery.

He goes to Raleigh to claim it and
the man verifies his ticket number.
The UNC student says, "I want my
$20 million."

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#2056

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 3:29 pm
Subject: Two Cab Drivers

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Two cab drivers met near the UNC campus.
"Hey," asked one, "Why did you paint one side
of your cab red and the other side blue?"

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#2057

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 3:32 pm
Subject: UNC Funeral

thoughthumor@...

A traveler was passing through Chapel
Hill when he came upon a huge funeral
procession.

"Who died?" he asked a nearby UNC student.

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#2058

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 6:45 pm
Subject: Bathroom Humor

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http://www.inmagine.com/thumbnails/imagestate/v3028/v3028069.jpg

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#2059

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 6:49 pm
Subject: Ultimate Sports Video

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#2060

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 8:05 pm
Subject: Is Your Bank Safe?

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http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/01/31/20070131_bankteller_1158809_18.jpg

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#2061

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Jun 4, 2009 8:09 pm
Subject: UNC Summer School - West Coast Summer Edition

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Why was the UNC student reviewing the ABCs?

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#2062

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:09 pm
Subject: It Was A Dark & Foggy Night...

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A UNC grad stood on the side
of the road hitch hiking on a
very dark night in the middle
of a storm. The thunder was
rolling and no cars passed.

The storm was so strong,
he could hardly see a few
feet ahead of him. Suddenly
he saw a car come towards
him and stop...

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#2063

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:16 pm
Subject: VIRUS ALERT!

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http://www.topics-mag.com/edition15/images-happen/maria1.jpg

VIRUS ALERT!

TO: ALLUSERS
SUBJECT: VIRUS ALERT!

There is a very dangerous virus
going around and it is...

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#2064

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Jun 5, 2009 4:20 pm
Subject: UNC Restaurant

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A customer in a restaurant
next to the UNC campus
asked the student waitress
if the roast beef was rare...

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#2065

From: Thought & Humor <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Jun 5, 2009 6:50 pm
Subject: Ocean's 11 Trailer Spoof....

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http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/oceans_11_1_sound_sets_27481849_img_2127.jpg

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