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December 14, 2011

My dearest darling John:

Who ever in the whole world would dream

of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree?

How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking

of me this way.

My love always,
Agnes

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#4749

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:05 pm
Subject: Basic Flying Rules

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THE HILARIOUS LIST:
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#4750

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:01 am
Subject: Once Upon A Time - Review & Synopsis!

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Once Upon a Time is an American fairy tale drama

television series that premiered on Sunday October

23, 2011, on ABC.

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#4751

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:42 pm
Subject: 911 Call At UNC

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http://www.andassoc.com/ampersand/images/ambulance.jpg

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one what's the nature
of your emergency?

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#4752

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:03 pm
Subject: Another 911 Call From UNC Campus

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A UNC student calls 911
on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into.

She is hysterical as she explains
her situation to the dispatcher...

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#4753

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:32 pm
Subject: UNC Math Class

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The UNC math professor said, "Now class, we know
their are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour,
24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can
tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"

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#4754

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:58 pm
Subject: The UNC Professor

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Why was the�UNC�prof's head wet?


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#4755

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:37 pm
Subject: The Family Dog

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A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog
looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally
she took a small piece of meat...

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#4756

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:41 pm
Subject: University Humor - Humor Bom Da Universidade

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A�UNC�student trying out for a job at a dude ranch
wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with
one of the hired hands.�

As they were walking through the barnyard...



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#4757

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:53 pm
Subject: UNC Visiting Hall Of Fame

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The image “http://varsity-m.missouri.edu/images/hall-fame-01.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Hanging in the hallway at UM are the basketball team pictures
from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in
each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "62-63,"
"63-64," "64-65," etc.

One day a visiting UNC grad looking curiously at the photos and

said...

HER WITTY STATEMENT:

#4758

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:09 pm
Subject: UNC Cell Phone

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A young man wanted to get his�UNC�grad wife�
something nice�for their first wedding anniversary.�
So he decides to buy her�a...


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#4759

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:24 pm
Subject: O Come All Ye Faithful!

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Christmas Lyrics, Music Videos & Humor:

#4760

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:25 pm
Subject: Monday's Humor Cartoons

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#4761

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:29 pm
Subject: Christmas Quiz

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Want to test your Christmas knowledge?
Here is a quiz to test your knowledge
of Christmas traditions, popular culture,
the Bible, and other aspects of the holiday
with these simple questions. So put on your
thinking cap and take a tour. Enjoy yourself!
Quiz your friends!

1. What year do Bible Scholars believe Jesus was born?
2. What 2 books in the Bible record the first Christmas?
3. Who wrote "A Christmas Carol"?
4. What were the names of the three kings that went to
...see baby Jesus?
5. What is the 12th day after Christmas called?

6. Why do people give water globes at Christmas?
7. What was the name of the angel who appeared to Mary?
8. Where did Joseph and Mary live after their marriage?
9. Why were Joseph and Mary going to Bethlehem?
10. What was the manger?

ANSWERS:

#4762

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:35 pm
Subject: Funny Cartoons

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ENJOY:
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#4763

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:52 pm
Subject: Winter Starts Tonight!

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DETAILS:
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#4764

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:25 pm
Subject: How Big Is Your God?

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DETAILS:
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#4765

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:48 pm
Subject: Useful Prescription

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http://www.symcomedical.com/images/Doctor%20writing.jpg

Did you hear about the physician who wrote out
a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?

The patient used it for two years as a...

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#4766

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:23 pm
Subject: A Huge Dead Dinosaur

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Dr. Howdy was recently walking along the edge
of the jungle�& found a huge dead dinosaur with
a�UNC�student�standing beside it. Amazed, Prof
Howdy asked...


WHAT THE PROF ASKED:
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#4767

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:18 pm
Subject: Problem At McDonalds

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The UNC student noticed another UNC student walking
up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that
read "Free Big Mac!"

Strolling over with a look of concern, the first UNC
student asked...

HIS BRILLIANT QUESTION:

#4768

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:22 pm
Subject: Funny Road Sign!

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http://tinyurl.com/3gnub84

SEE THE SIGN:

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#4769

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:50 pm
Subject: New Dogs For UNC Grad

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A girl was visiting her friend who was a recent
UNC grad & who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.

The girl responded by saying...

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#4770

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:33 pm
Subject: UNC Student At The Beach

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A UNC student is walking on the beach and found a bottle.

When he opened it, the customary genie appeared.

"Thank you for rescuing me," the genie said. "For your
kindness, I'll grant you three wishes."

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#4771

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:48 pm
Subject: Mikey Likes Life

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Great 1970s Commercial!

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#4772

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:56 pm
Subject: Doctor's Visit

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to
do all the things around the house that he used
to do.

When the examination was complete, he said...

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#4773

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:11 pm
Subject: Trunk Monkey Funny Video

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#4774

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:46 pm
Subject: Drive To Charlotte

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A UNC student bought a brand new car and decided
to drive to Charlotte from Chapel Hill to meet her
friend. She reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days in Charlotte, she decided
to return, and called up her mother to expect her
in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the
evening nor the next day either. When she
finally reached home on the third day, her
distraught mother ran and asked her "What
Happened?"

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#4775

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:14 pm
Subject: Funny Retired Pilot Video

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#4776

From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:43 pm
Subject: A Bit Of Termite Humor

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