A UNC student was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for...
Dr. Franklin finished examining Matilda and went into the hallway to talk to her husband Bernie. "I don't want to alarm you," he said to Bernie, "but I don't...
A UNC grad was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he...
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it on that island?" a...
The Game Warden stopped a UNC grad deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. TheRestOfTheStory ...
A UNC student is driving around in her red sports car that her Dad purchased for her and suddenly gets pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches the...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store in Chapel Hill, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy who...
My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both ...
A UNC student walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth." "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." ...
After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a...
"I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these... TheRestOfTheStory ...
A young UNC grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the...
A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? ...
One day, a hubby decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped up to the washing machine, he shouted to his wife, "Honey, what setting do I use on...
"Doctor!" whined the UNC student, "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
TOP 10 UNC INVENTIONS Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** English Non-Sense There is no egg in...
Letter From A Farm Kid - Now At Paris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot . Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the...
~ Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much... Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
A fellow took a UNC student to the movies. During the pre- views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & M's. Find our the rest of the story... ...
A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Jake?" "What's he look like?", asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. Answer!!! ...
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. Find our...
While attending a convention in Chapel Hill, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we...
In a small business office in Chapel Hill, N.C., they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any...
A UNC grad goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different...
Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. She was a single gal that worked all day and was...
Recently, while I was on a shopping trip in a department store in Chapel Hill, I heard a UNC student talking to her roommate on the down escalator. <<<She...
