Its toooo much..................

Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know
everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how
about
Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.
So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you!
You
and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave
Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise
was
just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.
"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.
"Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and
motions him, saying, "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to
a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
coffee
first and catch up".
Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name
anyone
else.
"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are
from
Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".
Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
when
Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among
all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure
enough,
half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha has had a
heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to
Jayalalitha's
side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"
Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the pope
came out on the balcony and the the man next to me said,












"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"