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bharathram.raghavan@...> Date: Aug 11, 2007 9:49 AM Subject: Sorry if u think they r INDIANS (They R complete Shameless creatures) To:
Forward this mail to every Indian, let every body know that these are our leaders....... Shameless people...... Fit for Nothing.... Have a look at two of the leaders we have chosen to rule us.... sitting and having a leisure time when our National Anthem
is being played..... from :an Indian (Please send this to every1 in ur chain)
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> To: undisclosed-recipients:; Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:00:46 +0530 Subject: Behind every unsuccessful man....
Hi, . . . . . . Behind every successful man, there is one girl friend
But what about unsuccessful man
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A Lot of girl friends So guys, its better to be unsuccessful .....
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senthil.chandrasekaran@... "We have, I fear, confused power with greatness."
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ONE DAY MONDAY WENT TO TUESDAY
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What will happen if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS???!!!
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, "ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS" Imagine... from then, this may happen...
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s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi.Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Madras.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2! : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry with scholarship for B.A History.A great new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He
Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the
right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Riceto the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has
a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to
you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, andexclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell !"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"
Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about
Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush.
Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts...
HARIBHAI KA SURROR - the movie,
the real luv story.
In this pathbreaking creation of modern
cinema, Haribhai Topiwala is caught in a love triangle with a 7-year-old and a
30-year-old girl. The plot is totally filmed in Germany and includes scenes like
his arrest (on allegations of child-molestation) and a sting operation - in
between songs and item numbers.
KASAUTII POTTER KAY
Khari
Potter is the youngest family member of the family. This TV
series (telecast also in South Asia, America and Central Africa) is a
34000-episode-long saga of how Khari Potter manages to see through the
politics of the Potter family - the vamps, the cousins, the aunties, et al,
alongwith his wife and kids.
KABHI HARRY KABHIE POTTER
The plot: The whimsical Harry Malhotra (guess
who, SRK!) goes to Hazamgadh school
of Pottery and Gardening.
He's the elder son of the billion-dollar scion and owner of the Malhotra Group.
At Hazamgadh he falls in love with the Harmeet (Rani) - the daughter of the
chief potter. The rest of the plot is self-explanatory. (How can it not be, if
it can be summarised in 10 minutes!)
VIVAH LA POTTER
The plot: Prem Puttar, in love with lady
Harminder Kaur, marries her.
H COMPANY The plot: Harwinder aka Harrybhai
(played by a debutant actor from nowhereland) is a newbie at Hogwards school of Guncraft and Gunnery. He gets involved
into a fued over a lost AK 47 with the local goons and later on joins a rival
underground faction. While his rise as Harry the Don and his inception into the
H company, he manages to falls in love, jump off the Hogwards Express and
survive and keep his enemies at bay.
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Hi Just for Refresh.......
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carl sberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian
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Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said. So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says. "President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts. "Yes", Rajini says, "I know him. And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, "Rajini, what
a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else. "The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time". Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican... Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha has had a heart attack
and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?" Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony and the the man next to me said,
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