EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight...
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candygramma70
Jan 2, 2006 7:12 pm
He said I was a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 2, 2006 6:59 pm
Better. Tried one of these? Alligator Piss 1/3 oz. Midori 1/3 oz. peach schnapps 1/3 oz. Southern Comfort 1/3 Oz Amaretto 1 splash Sweet and Sour mix Shake,...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Jan 2, 2006 4:46 am
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 2, 2006 4:25 am
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, the dog took over and gave her a bone of her own. ... Listen, strange...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 2, 2006 12:50 am
Wrong nursery rhyme. However... Hickory Daiquiri Doc, Three Mice got totally crocked. The farmer's wife Got the thrill of her life When they got lost up her...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 7:09 pm
You heard about how the three blind mice got drunk didn't you? Hickory daqueri doc... ... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 6:49 pm
new rules New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 6:30 pm
Better than when they drink those illegal Persian brews. Then they get Shiite-faced! Absynthe Death <luta7269@...> wrote: Well, you know what happens...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 5:52 pm
Well, you know what happens when all the knights get together drinking good French wines... They get plasterer of Paris. ... Listen, strange women lying in...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 5:49 pm
TMFI. Absynthe Death <luta7269@...> wrote: It was a really rough knight. ... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 5:48 pm
Su-BOOOOOOOO-ru! absynthe <luta7269@...> wrote: "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 5:42 pm
"Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm speaking of our lord and Mazda,...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 5:41 pm
It was a really rough knight. ... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 5:30 pm
Puns are considered the lowest form of wit only by those who lack the wit to either create or understand them.---Mike LeDoux, 1/1/2006 absynthe...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 5:28 pm
Arthur questions 2 communist peasants ( Dennis & Woman ) ARTHUR: Well, I am king! DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 5:20 pm
The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). The Buddhist refused pain-killers during the root...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 5:15 pm
Rough night? Absynthe Death <luta7269@...> wrote: *****groan***** ... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 4:46 pm
... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Jan 1, 2006 4:38 pm
Long ago, there was a kingdom ruled over by a huge bear. Many soldiers vied for any opening that occurred in the royal household, but the trials were long and...
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Absynthe Death
absynthe_death
Jan 1, 2006 7:14 am
Aw c'mon! Nothing wrong with Calvin and Hobbes making a Snowman House of Horror! lol! ... Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 31, 2005 4:09 pm
Damned gang-bangers! Even Frosty ain't safe! absynthe <luta7269@...> wrote: This really isn't a joke, per se, but if you look to the photos, I added a...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 31, 2005 4:05 pm
LMAO/WP !!! Let's all hope that Mrs. Gorsky was a woman of her word! absynthe <luta7269@...> wrote: Mr Gorsky GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ON JULY...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Dec 31, 2005 5:17 am
Mr Gorsky GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON...
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absynthe
absynthe_death
Dec 31, 2005 4:05 am
This really isn't a joke, per se, but if you look to the photos, I added a 'real life' Calvin and Hobbes. Hope that ya'll find the humor in it....
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 30, 2005 5:31 pm
Friendship Between Women: :- A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 30, 2005 3:44 am
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father asked her; " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why...
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 30, 2005 3:40 am
Five Surgeons ... Mike. ... Yahoo! for Good - Make a difference this year....
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Michael LeDoux
deriddermike
Dec 26, 2005 6:21 am
Subject: 13 Reasons; 13 Reasons to Smile Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly...
