OMG- they say deaths comes in 3s- Fisrt Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett and now Michael Jackson. How sad for all families- MJ leave his children Confirmed has...
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her...
  Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was   closed for the night.     They approached one of the gas pumps and the...
Love this one!!!!!!!!!! "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go" Frederick...
You are gonna luv this link-- if you are hungry.. great food pics   http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1 You are gonna luv this link-- if you are hungry.....
Book Report Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton One student turned in the following book report,...
What can I say-- serves him right? yup that's my comment and I'm sticking to it.. Â Â Â http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html ...
an old one thats been around but what the heck SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused...
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds...
Found this in another group. Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they  feel...
Check me out! A good sense of humor may not always prevent insanity, but it will help you to enjoy it a lot more!--Mike. ... #yiv1134294061 .hmmessage P { ...
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the  Wichita Falls , Texas Times Record News...    Dear IRS,  I am sorry to inform you...
Check me out! A good sense of humor may not always prevent insanity, but it will help you to enjoy it a lot more!--Mike. #yiv2027928366 .hmmessage P { ...
This was posted in a group I have. sounded like a good deal  Retiring to Florida For those of you contemplating retirement, I would like to share my ...
Yes, I can relate- Live with it. LOL Just a little "Bent Humor"Â Â Â Â Â FINALLY A PRODUCT I CAN USE !!! Â Â Â Yes, I can relate- Live with it. LOL Just...
A man walked into a curio shop in Los Angeles. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price...
THAT OBAMA DUDE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT "CHANGE" Well Shit!  I'VE BEEN THRU "THE CHANGE" AND TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE!!!!! THAT OBAMA DUDE KEEPS...
NO COMMENT will I make Q:  Did you hear that Viagra  now comes in a nasal spray?  A:  It's for Dick Heads. NO COMMENT will I make Q: Did you hear that...
Seems to me yes maybe close some stores but why couldnt they lower the price of the drinks and sell more. comes out ahead. and I have seen 4 working at a time...
Now some of these I can relate to.. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: ...
this was posted in a group I have by a dear member. Thought I would lighten the mood No SEX since 1955 Â Â A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself...
Happy New Year to you also cg. David and I saw it in a few hours ago. We went out to dinner then back home to watch a dvd and then the tv to watch the...
Hi everyone: The 2008 year is coming to an end today is the last day and in just a few short hours it will be 2009. This goes out to several of the groups I am...
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. ...
