A young Blonde is asked out on a date. The boy picks her up and they go
to a nearby carnival. They ride a few rides, play a few games and seem
to be hitting it off. During a sort of romantic lull, the boy says
"What do you want to do now?"

"I want a weigh" she says. Well OK, thinks the boy. They walk over to
the fortune scales and weigh her. They play a few more games and stop
for food. "What do you want to do now?" asks the boy again.

"I want a weigh" she says. Mmm, a little odd, but I'll go along with
it, the boy thinks. Again they get her weight and fortune.

After a few more games and a marvellous fireworks show, the boy repeats
"What do you want to do now?"

"I want a weigh" she says. Damn, thinks the boy, she's just too weird
for me. They get her weight and fortune again and the boy drives her
home.

As she walks into the house her sister says "How did your date go?"

"Wousy" says the girl.
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Glasshouse John