Three Blondes were walking along a beach when they found an old lamp
made of brass. They rubbed it and, lo and behold, a genie appeared "I'm
the genie of the lamp. I can give each of you as much intelligence as
you desire," said the genie.

"Oh my" cried the first blonde "I guess I would like to be 100 times
smarter than I am now" ZAP The genie turned her into a brunette.

"Well" said the second Blonde "I don't think I need to be that smart,
I'd like to be about ten times smarter than I am now" ZAP the genie
turned her into a redhead.

"Gee" said the third blonde "I think I'm just about okay the way I am.
I get a lot of attention and men seem to like me. I guess if anything
I'd like to be ten times dumber than I am now" ZAP The genie turned
her into a MAN.
--
Glasshouse John