lol funny thanks i needed it lol


--- In beerlovers2@yahoogroups.com, "GlasshouseJohn"
<royalsignals@b...> wrote:
> A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer.
> "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
>
> "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
>
> The barman replied, "Yes."
>
> So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a
nice
> juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
>
> "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to
real money."
>
> "How much money?" inquires the guy.
>
> "Four cents," he replies.
>
> "Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"
>
> The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
>
> The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
>
> The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
>
> Regards
> John H
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