CAN YOU STOMACH THE BEST OF RUSHDIE? 
"The Satanic Verses" 
unexpurgated
By Ahmed Deedat

THE PEN AND THE SWORD
So far 'Satanic' Salman has succeeded in causing the death of 40 Muslim men,
widowed Muslim women and orphaned Muslim children with his poisoned pen, proving
the old saying (if proof was needed) that "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword!"
Despite all my anger, sorrow and bitterness i still plead with my fellow Muslims
in travail - "Stop crying", "Don't wail!", "No more protest marches or book
burning!" All our visible signs of pain and anguish are giving the enemies of
Islam gleeful sadistic pleasures. I say, STOP IT! Turn the Tables!
TURNING THE TABLES
Let us learn a lesson from the life of Jesus Christ (peace be upon him). His
detractors came to him again and again with posers - and riddles as recorded in
the Christian New Testament. His own people, the Jews, came to him, whit mockery
on their lips and mischief in their hearts, saying "Master, we caught this women
in the act of adultery, what must we do to her?" [Pick up your Free copy of the
book - "ARABS and ISRAEL - Conflict or Conciliation?" from the Centre for a
detailed exposition of these episodes] Jesus turned the tables on the Jews.
Again, on another occasion, they said, "Master, must we pay tribute (taxes) to
Caesar or not? Once more again Jesus turned the tables on the Jews in the temple
of Solomon on his triumphant march into Jerusalem with his disciples, he
physically overturned the money-changers´ tables and, with a corded whip,
whipped them out of the Temple [ For full details get your Free copy of
"CRUCIFIXION or CRUCIFICTION?" When
ordering by mail, please consider enclosing postage money. Don't kill the goose
that lays golden egg.] We shamefully acknowledge that we lack the potency to
whip anybody, but every Muslim who reads these words and understands what he is
reading can turn the tables on every Westerner who defends Rushdie.
UNEXPURGATED RUSHDIE
There is no way of cleaning the stable without dirtying your hands. I have seen
numerous TV programmes debating Rushdie´s "Satanic Verses." But not one, I
repeat again NOT ONE, Muslim defender of our Cause grappled with the nettle. One
who came nearest was one of our intellectuals who, when prodded as to what in
Rushdie´s book created such terrible umbrage in the Muslim minds, in Rushdie´s
work, timidly quoted the word "bhaenchud" Satanic Salman´s "The Satanic Verses."
What did this word "bhaenchud mean to some 50 million American viewers on ABC or
was it PBS TV network? Absolutely NOTHING!
"Bhaenchud" is only for starters. You have been warned. This publication , the
word "UNEXPURGATED" , which means that Rushdie´s text in his original "The
Satanic Verses" are not tampered with. That nothing is done by me to remove,
expunge, erase any obscene or pornographic word or phrase. If you can´t stomach
Rushdie´s "shit"[ This is a very mild expression from Rushdie's book. See and
hear me on video "Is Jesus God?", a debate with Dr Shorrosh in which I was hard
put skirting round and round this word and yet never coming to uttering it: in
deference to my audience.] in print, please tear up this publication and throw
it in your toilet pan. In all my lectures on Rushdie, I had warned my audiences
in advance that my talks were "Definitely not for Prudes, children and Bashful
Men and Women"!
From now on, you can look forward to sharing the "gems" (the shit which Rushdie
has excreted) whit your Western friends and neighbours. Create opportunities to
expound "The Satanic Verses".




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