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  • Members: 508
  • Category: Parody Religions
  • Founded: Feb 19, 2001
  • Language: English
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(no email address) Send Email 		Dec 31, 1970
10:59 pm
2 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 19, 2001
5:33 pm
Some of you may be familiar with this religion. Some may be followers. Some may be sceptics. The holy Book of the Chainsaw is still being composed at this ...
3 reverend_chainsaw
reverend_cha... Send Email 		Feb 20, 2001
4:56 pm
Welcome one and all to our beloved flock! Hear the truth and revere the shrieking razor teeth!<br><br>Trust in the Chainsaw to expunge the worthless, ...
4 mother_sussurior_of_t...
mother_sussu... Send Email 		Feb 21, 2001
12:25 am
I am vigilant indeed , oh Reverend_C .... so vigilant indeed am I that I seek guidance as to the strange non-existence of Message One ...
5 pontoon_uk Send Email Feb 21, 2001
10:20 am
Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!TELL ME!<br>Or Else...<br><br>;-)<br>Im being inquisitive.<br>H.O.I....
6 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
10:55 am
...has been stricken from this place and cast into a pit of blades for all eternity. The heathen yahoo dared to immitate the voice of the Chosen One to ...
7 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
10:58 am
And now that most of the heirachy are here, it is time to seek out new converts who have yet to hear the mystic whirring and buzzing and screaming. Go forth...
8 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:21 am
......
9 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:37 am
Welcome! <br><br>Are you a new member of our flock? <br><br>Or a follower assuming a more sacred title in honour of the holy blades?<br><br>LuvLilithX...
10 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:40 am
I don't know, I just followed the screams.<br>Is there a sink in here? I'm covered....
11 bogwash68 Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:45 am
....oh beautiful scary one!<br><br> Any chance of a job mighty founder chainsaw weilding goddess type creature?<br><br> *grovel,grovel* Please?<br><br> BW...
12 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:51 am
Truly your saturation reflects your devotion, my child.<br><br>The sinks are out the back, past the organ recycling bins and the stacks of old home chainsaw...
13 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
11:58 am
I have a picture now. Tell me if I'm pretty. I need a new wife....
14 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:00 pm
To be truly worthy, you must spend housrs in solitary contemplation of the beauty of the blade, followed by various demeaning and dangerous acts of devotion...
15 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:01 pm
Truly you have a most impressive weapon, sir ;)<br><br>LLx...
16 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:04 pm
thank you. You can call me VR. If my friends were alive they would call me that....
17 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:09 pm
You always have a friend in a chainsaw, my son<br><br>(and occasionally bits of friends ON a chainsaw - but only those that mock the one true blade)<br><br>LLx...
18 bogwash68 Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:14 pm
Here have my brother nobody else wants him ;-)<br><br> BW...
19 bogwash68 Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:14 pm
Here have my brother nobody else wants him ;-)<br><br> BW...
20 bogwash68 Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:19 pm
Whoops..that ws supposed to read.."impressive weapons"...sorry, it was the excitement of it all!<br><br> BW...
21 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:24 pm
Has he sinned though?<br>Has he blasphemed against the holy chainsaw?<br>Has he worshipped false idols? (hedge trimeers or electric carving knives)<br><br>We...
22 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:24 pm
I have a bigger one in a barn in Tennesee, but the starter motor got bone caught up in it so my uncle Jeb is gonna fix it. Although uncle Jeb hasn't moved...
23 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:25 pm
Hey, I nearly called it a mighty tool but I restrained myself. Strangely.<br><br>LLx...
24 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:29 pm
"Oh lovely Lillith please let me stay I have never belonged to a club with so many beautiful male members with such "impressive members"<br><br>BW<br><br>PS On...
25 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:29 pm
Oops my bad. Gotta get used to this club founder shit and remember that the link in the corner is now delete instead of reply, or I'm gonna end up wiping out ...
26 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
12:56 pm
my chainsaw has a name. It's name is Abraham....
27 myz_lilith Send Email Feb 21, 2001
1:15 pm
A fine upstanding name....
28 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
3:08 pm
does yours have a name?...
29 pontoon_uk Send Email Feb 21, 2001
3:35 pm
can I play with your tool? I need to practice with many intruments to become completely adept.<br>:-)<br><br><br>Pontoon<br>H.O.I....
30 vvvrrrrrrr_argh Send Email Feb 21, 2001
3:38 pm
well I guess so. It does get stuck sometimes. And once you start it going it don't stop in a hurry.<br>Don't get in your eye, and keep a firm grip....
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