Penisis?? *Cough Cough, Gasp, Wheeeze* Lord,<br>back in my day those mammoth ones were humoungus... You think the ark was big... damnit, the ark didn't even...
Ooooh STOP teasin me with yer GrampyBeater!!!<br><br>okayz okayz.....sooo *claspz hands together* how BIG are Mammoth's penises'???<br>Were you able to swing ...
Swings, Hell, back in my day.. *Cough, Cough, Gasp* back in my day we didn't have swings, by crackey... if we wanted to do anything like swinging we had to...
Back in my day you couln't take a wrong turn... You see, we didn't have maps back then, nope, we had to scrawl messages on the bark of a tree in order to have...
I'm here.. god, I have to be able to sleep sometime, is it my fault if I have to work some overnights and want to sleep for a little bit before I get online?...
Hell, back in my day we didn't have anything called sleep.........<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Grampy!! I see an old friend has joined your club!<br>*hugz Kira until some zebras fall out onto her toes* Sorry! I squeezed a little to hard.<br>While I am ...
Special thankage to everyone for starting to join, lets get this ole place a rollin like it should be... hehehe Grampy is alive and well, and back to kick some...
Back in my day we didn't have any kids, noosir... we just found whatever we could find in the tar pits and called that a child... Some of em got pretty ugly ...
Kool Aid, well dadgum, back in my day we didn't have any koolaid.. As a matter of fact, we didn't have much of anything to drink back in my day, nope... When ...
Well, you asked for a story kiddies... *pulls out the Story Book*<br><br>Once upon a time there was this black and white ball, you see we didn't have zebras...
Accidents you say? Well dadgum, I remember accidents.. Back in my day I had this pet mammoth, he used to have accidents all over the place, kept smellin to the...
She sits and listens to the story patiently her eyes watching quietly as the shifting of her tail can be seen going from side to side. Patiently she watches...
Now back in my day we had a couple of skillets... great weapons for fighting commies they were, dadgum.. We'd climb ontop of our mammoths and fire eggs from ...
Finds the cookie really hard and tasteless just like it was a dog biscuit and this makes Cooshee really happy. Cooshee climbs up in Grandpy's lap now with the...
Hell, back in my day we didn't have dogbuiscuits.. *cough, gasp* dadgumbit, we didnt even have dogs back in my day, nope... if we wanted something for a best...
Moth balls, hell, when I was a young lad I used to work in a moth ball factory. You hooligans have it lucky, your parents didnt send you off to work when you...
Back in my day we didn't have any milk, nope.. We didn't even have any cows back in my day, nossir, if we wanted anything that resembled milk we had to squeeze...
