Are you prepared for a Zombie Attack?

This is a group based in Delaware County Pennsylvania dedicated to the prevention, preparation and mitigation of Zombie attacks as well as any and all other worldly invaders. We invite open communications and distribution of ideas and information. There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Zombie apocalypse is but one example. Some people may laugh now, but when it happens you will all be glad you joined this group! Moreover, hey, maybe we will all learn a thing or two about how to prepare for any emergency.

Please share your stories and pictures as well. We must be prepared for when “Word War Z” starts.

What are Zombies (disambiguation)?
In many cultures, on all continents and throughout time, Zombies are believed to be former human beings that have risen from the dead by mystical means (witchcraft or voodoo). However, in recent years due to scientific advancements in the field of viral molecular microbiology, it is now believed that Zombies are normal people that have been infected by a mutated non-bacterial pathogen called solanum. This virus causes the Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome (discovered and documented by Harvard physician/psychiatrist Steven Schlozman) that takes away their ability to think, reason, and feel. Instead of rational emotions, a primal instinct as a blood hunter becomes the prime motivator for existence. There has been much speculation as to the original source of this highly infectious (which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids), DNA altering tenacious virus. Of course, the Government is a prime suspect, which I personally disagree with, only because the documentation of Zombies goes back since written history began. My personal hypothesis is that it is an alien virus that came to earth on a meteorite, which our Government has tried to weaponize, unsuccessfully.

Are you ready?