I was makeing love and I hear this thump thump thumping,I think maybe
the wine has gone to my head so as soon as I stop the thumping stops.So
this goes on for a while but I won`t give up the ship but the more I
pump the more I hear this thumping sound,now I`am about to unload the
ship when I look over to the window and I see a dog a cat and a skunk
all run off at the same time but the thumping stops and I unload my
ship and go over and open the window and I see a tiny condom with cat
hair on it that smells like a skunk.
I don`t know a thing about cars so I got a electric car that way all I
have to do is plug it in.I know how to plug it in but the other day I
forgot to unplug it before I drove it,I don`t know why but hey that is
what a guy does right? anyway Think I will start rideing the subway
that way I will be in the hole but they will be doing the driveing not
as fun as driveing it my self but I can do this right?.
Or short haired ladys? or ladys with no hair at all-you don`t see them
every day but that hair could be fake like guys have.Ladys like to eat
and they love the best foods but than they get mad at you for letting
them eat.So what is the best way to go? I like to take my ladys if I
ever have any,any more to the choke and puke that way they can never
say it was my doing when they eat everything but the snake.
Getting old is like rusting but not comeing out due to the fact that
I`am still driveing! a two door hatch back and I love the two door
hatch back layout with the huge airbags up front but not in the rear or
on the sides-thast can be a downer.
Trusting is allways a bust-it`s like you can trust me untill I get to
know you than I can trash you all to hell because you love me right? if
you don`t than why did you let me get to know you,so we are cool? than
blam trash me.You trash me right? so let me trash you thats what mom
and dad did? so it`s cool?.If I never trust you can you still trash me?
sure you can everyone does but that way we are just shooting the
shit?.I have never talked to anyone who is not out to trash-that is no
fun at all boreing and goody goody two shoes-no what do you think three
shoes to shit and shy O `LA just who do you think you are trashing me-
you don`t even know me or do Ya oh you talked to so and so no you
talked to whats her name-thats not her name and you don`t know her
either oh well anyway whatever.
Freak the new year I want the old one back.I was a somebody back than
now I`am just a nobody or was that last year I forget now after all
those new years-what gives who set this deal up this way? dick clark?
the new years santa only has to work one day a year but now got to old
to even do that.How about a computer program reproduction let the old
man sleep in on new years and in fact how about total life computer
reproductions of real life including work-I hate that and who doesn`t
under the new goverment program we work 80 hours but get payed for 4 so
if I get a goverment job I get free bees? or is that a inside dealie~O
My penis is tall I`am short-my penis is fat I`am not.It sin`t true that
your penis is based on your fattness,tallness.shortness it is based on
your penisness if you train you gain? who gaves a rat bastard ass
anywho it goes limp in a few anyhow.Maybe if it didn`t than everyone
would know who`s who and whats what!.But than everyone would shit when
they saw the loaded gun?.I think who big your penis is,is based on what
it is doing-if a truck runs over it a will look huge but if your wife
rolls her eyes at it,it won`t even be visible.
What does that mean?.I have a pet rock want to meet her-she says she
loves you and she wants to do you,she does everyone she meets but
cops,she even did a cop once she did`nt know was a cop-he really fail
for her but she dumped him and ran back to her sugar daddy.But for 20
bucks I will let her do you and she has three sisters too let me get
them for you.