> You Might Be From A Small Town If....
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> a.. You can name everyone you graduated with.
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> b.. You know what 4-H is.
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> c.. You ever went to parties at a pasture,
> barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
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> a.. You used to drag "main."
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> b.. You schedule parties around the schedule of
> different police officers, since you know which
> ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't
> (same goes with the game warden)
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> c.. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
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> a.. You could never buy cigarettes because all
> the store clerks knew how old you were
> (and if you were old enough they'd
> tell your parents anyhow).
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> b.. When you did find someone old enough
> and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
> you still had to go out to the country
> and drive on back roads to smoke them.
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> c.. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
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> a.. It was cool to date someone from
> the neighboring town.
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> b.. You had senior skip day.
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> c.. The whole school went to the same party
> after graduation.
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> a.. You don't give directions by street names
> or directions by references (turn by Nelson's
> house, go two blocks past Anderson's, and
> it's four houses left of the track field).
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> b.. You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend
> (or boyfriend).
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> c.. Your car stays filthy because of the
> dirt roads, and you will never own
> a dark vehicle for this reason.
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> a.. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
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> b.. The town next to you is considered
> "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
> just like your town.
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> c.. You refer to anyone with a house newer
> than 1980 as the "rich people."
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> a.. The people in the city dress funny,
> then you pick-up on the trend
> two years later.
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> b.. You bragged to your friends because you got
> pipes on your truck for your birthday.
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> c.. Anyone you want can be found at either
> the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
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> a.. You see at least one friend a week
> driving a tractor through town.
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> b.. Football coaches suggest that you
> haul hay for the summer
> to get stronger.
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> c.. Directions are given using "the" stop
> light as a reference.
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> a.. Your letter jacket was worn
> after your 19th birthday.
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> b.. You have ever taken a trailer or dog
> to school on a daily basis.
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> c.. Weekend excitement involves
> a trip to a Wal-Mart.
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> a.. Even the ugly people enter
> beauty pageants.
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> b.. You decide to walk somewhere
> for exercise and 5 people pull over
> and ask if you need a ride.
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> c.. Your teachers call you by your
> older siblings names.
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> a.. Your teachers remember when
> they taught your parents.
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> b.. You can charge at all
> the local stores.
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> c.. The closest McDonald's
> is 45 miles away...
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> a.. ...So is the closest mall.
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> b.. It is normal to see an old man
> riding through town on a
> riding lawnmower.
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> c.. You laugh your head off reading this
> because you know they're all true
> and forward it to everyone
> who lives in your town!