Emailed to me from another humor list (Ian's HumourList) -Tom Subscribe to Ian's HumourList at The Official HumourList Home Page: ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 3, 1998 3:38 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Tom) -Tom ... Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 4, 1998 2:48 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Magnus) -Tom ... A young mother was riding the bus with her four year old boy when he suddenly blurted out so that...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 5, 1998 1:13 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Terri) -Tom ... A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 8, 1998 1:22 am
Before we begin tonight's joke, I need to take a minute and share a statistic with you. Today, at about 1:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, the Good Clean Fun web...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 9, 1998 1:01 am
Emailed to me by friends (Thanks, Diana and Ish) -Tom ... The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 10, 1998 1:06 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Cliff) -Tom ... Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 11, 1998 1:03 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Julie) -Tom ... (Now I don't know how accurate these are, but sadly, knowing how our government works, none of them seem...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 12, 1998 2:26 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Humor Digest) -Tom Submitted there by Bill Stebbins (bs16@...) ... ALPHA GEEK - The most knowledgeable,...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 15, 1998 4:46 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Cazbar's Joke List) -Tom Subscribe to Cazbar's Joke List at http://cazbar.homepage.nu ... An expert on whales was...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 16, 1998 3:52 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Cliff) -Tom ... As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question, "And what would you like for...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 17, 1998 1:16 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Joe) -Tom ... Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 18, 1998 6:26 am
The other day I posted "Santa Claus is a Woman?" Today we have the rebuttal to that piece. Enjoy! This is based on three different emails I received over the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 19, 1998 1:18 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Joke-of-the-Day) -Tom To SUBSCRIBE to the Joke of the Day send an email to: subscribe@... ... This is a set of...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 22, 1998 2:15 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Scott) ... I recently posted "Santa Claus is a Woman?" along with the rebuttal claiming that Santa must be a man. Now it...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 23, 1998 1:21 am
I originally emailed this last Christmas (1997), but forgot to save a copy. A new copy was sent to me this year be by a friend (Thanks, John). ... What follows...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 24, 1998 12:51 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Ellen) -Tom ... 1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. 2. Chocolate covered...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 25, 1998 1:53 am
Emailed to be by a friend (Thanks, Joe) -Tom ... (This is attributed to Tab Nettleton) Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 29, 1998 1:03 am
OK, it's after Christmas, but the next few days will be the Christmas leftovers -- too good to wait until next year! Emailed to me from another humor list...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 30, 1998 1:56 am
OK, it's after Christmas, but the next few days will be the Christmas leftovers -- too good to wait until next year! Emailed to me from another humor list...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Dec 31, 1998 12:54 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Ian's HumourList) -Tom subscribing information is at the Official HumourList Home Page: ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 1, 1999 4:20 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Cliff) -Tom ... A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 2, 1999 1:20 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Julie) -Tom ... 'Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 5, 1999 3:58 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Linda) -Tom ... (Now, I don't know how true this is, but .......) In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 6, 1999 1:47 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Cheryl) -Tom ... I saw a duck the other day It had the feet of my Aunt Faye. Then it walked, was heading South. It...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 7, 1999 3:19 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Woody) -Tom ... CLERK: Please repeat after me: "I swear by Almighty God..." WITNESS: I swear by Almighty God....
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 8, 1999 1:05 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Gag-O-Mactic) -Tom Info on Subscribing: www.lowcomdom.com/joke_of_the_day.html ... We have all heard of Y2K, the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 9, 1999 2:27 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Amanda) -Tom ... I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a user off and then back on. I entered her...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 12, 1999 1:39 am
Compiled from various sources: - Ian's HumourList (http://www.wildwebservices.com/humourlist/) - Dave in Duluth - Funny Bone (http://funny-bone.spunge.org) ......
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jan 13, 1999 2:45 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Ellen) -Tom Forwarded from Nick's G-rated Humor List To subscribe to Nick's list, email: request@... Body of...
