Found posted at BNN (Bogus News Network) -Tom The Nation's Second Leading Source for Misinformation http://www.acclaimedmedia.com/voafa/bnn.htm 1999 ......
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 24, 1999 4:14 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Karter) -Tom ... A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 27, 1999 2:46 am
Emailed to be from another humor list (The Funnies) -Tom To subscribe to The Funnies, send an email to: andychaps_the-funnies-subscribe@egroups.com ... My...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 28, 1999 1:48 am
Emailed to be from another humor list (The Funnies) -Tom To subscribe to The Funnies, send an email to: andychaps_the-funnies-subscribe@egroups.com ... The...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 29, 1999 2:46 am
Emailed to me by several friends (Thanks Daniel, Clarence, Laurel) -Tom ... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult: I have decided I...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 30, 1999 2:46 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Ellen) -Tom ... The Washington Post Report asked their readers how they would tell Gen-Xers how much harder "we" had it...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Jul 31, 1999 12:27 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanksm, Joe) -Tom ... As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 3, 1999 4:54 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Lynn) -Tom ... (You parents will relate to this and I can tell you from personal experience that every word is true!) I...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 4, 1999 1:17 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Assaf Avni's Funny-Files) -Tom To subscribe to Assaf's list, send email to avni-subscribe@egroups.com ... Did you...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 5, 1999 12:05 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Klean Jokes Daily) -Tom To subscribe to Klean Jokes, send email to: join-kleanjokesdaily@... ... At the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 5, 1999 11:52 pm
Emailed to me from another humor list (Klean Jokes Daily) -Tom To subscribe to Klean Jokes, send email to: join-kleanjokesdaily@... ... I was...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 7, 1999 12:36 am
Emailed to me from Scott Adams' Dilbert Newsletter (Vol 25.0) -Tom To subscribe to the free Dilbert Newsletter, send a blank e-mail to ...
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Tom Ellsworth
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Aug 10, 1999 5:31 am
The Good Clean Fun posting for this evening (Monday August 8, 1999) will be delayed. I'm having trouble gettin PPP access at my ISP. I am resorting to the old...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 10, 1999 7:41 pm
Emailed to me from another humor list (Klean Jokes Daily) -Tom To subscribed to Klean Jokes Daily, send email to: join-kleanjokesdaily@... ... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 11, 1999 8:50 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Sean) -Tom ... I'm always skeptical of those emails that have "subject lines" like this one and I usually just delete...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 12, 1999 12:38 am
Emailed to me by friends (Thanks, Brian and Lisa) -Tom ... By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 13, 1999 12:10 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, John) -Tom (This has been floating around cyberspace in many forms, but John's version is by far the best.) ... A 98 year...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 14, 1999 1:02 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (The Funnies) -Tom To subscribe to The Funnies, send a blank email to: andychaps_the-funnies-subscribe@egroups.com ......
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 17, 1999 12:38 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Ann Nonymous) -Tom ... In the backwoods of Tennessee, the man's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 18, 1999 12:13 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (The Funnies) -Tom To subscribe to The Funnies, send an email to: andychaps_the-funnies-subscribe@egroups.com ... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 19, 1999 12:15 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Ellen) -Tom ... All this time I thought that "PC" stood for Personal Computer. How wrong I was! SPECIFICATIONS ... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 20, 1999 12:23 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Klean Jokes Daily) -Tom To subscribe to Klean Jokes Daily, send email to: subscribe-kleanjokesdaily@... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 21, 1999 12:36 am
Emailed to me by friends (Thanks Jim & Judi) -Tom ... A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No,...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 24, 1999 12:15 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from Kitty's Daily Mews. To subscribe to Kitty's Mews, email: majordomo@... in the...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 25, 1999 12:09 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (HAND) -Tom To subscribe to (H)ave (A) (N)ice (D)ay, send email: majordomo@... in body of MESSAGE type: subscribe...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 26, 1999 12:09 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Harold) -Tom ... BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example,...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 27, 1999 2:45 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Laurel) -Tom ... TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 10. "They told me at the blood bank...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 28, 1999 1:34 am
Found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny) -Tom Submitted there by Aaron E Engelhart (enge0213@...) ... You've all heard of the Air Force's...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Aug 31, 1999 1:42 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Joe) -Tom ... Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Sep 1, 1999 12:06 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from Kitty's Daily Mews. To subscribe to Kitty's Mews, email: majordomo@... in the...
