[Note from Tom: I emailed this yesterday (4/1/99 ... no, not an April Fool's joke!) but I can find no indication that it was ever delivered ... I did not ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 3, 1999 1:19 am
Emailed to me by several different friends (Thanks Becky, Louise, and Pam) ... There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and found that he owed $3,407....
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 6, 1999 3:17 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, James) -Tom ... This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 7, 1999 12:03 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Cheryl) -Tom ... Suffering from a bad case of the flu, a man phoned his doctor for to get an appointment. When he was...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 8, 1999 1:05 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Monica) -Tom ... A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q:...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 9, 1999 2:29 am
Found posted in a numor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny) -Tom Submitted there by Ian williams (ianwilli@...) ... A man went to the doctor with a strange...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 10, 1999 12:01 am
found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny) -Tom Submitted there by MacEddie (kht@...) ... A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 13, 1999 12:02 am
Found posted at Inside Cover of NewsMax (http://www.newsmax.com) (Hey, I'm not making this stuff up!) -Tom ... The Clinton Administration, for all its...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 14, 1999 12:12 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from Kitty's Daily Mews(http://www.katscratch.com) ... The local paper, which I don't bother to...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 15, 1999 3:14 am
Found posted at BNN (Bogus News Network) -Tom The Nation's Second Leading Source for Misinformation http://www.acclaimedmedia.com/voafa/bnn.htm 1999 ......
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 16, 1999 1:39 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from Boo's Joke List. To subscribe to Boo's List, send email to: UpNCumming-subscribe@......
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 17, 1999 12:21 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from Kitty's Daily Mews(http://www.katscratch.com) ... Heard on a public transportation vehicle...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 21, 1999 1:07 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Deluxe Humor) -Tom To subscribe to Deluxe Humor send email to Join-Deluxe-Humor@... ... An off-duty...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 22, 1999 12:22 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Monica) -Tom ... One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 23, 1999 2:29 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from the Big Network. To subscribe to the Big Network, send email: joke-a-day@... and...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 24, 1999 12:19 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Nancy) ... Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House ================================================= 1. If you...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 27, 1999 2:47 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Gina) -Tom ... (A True Story) I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had to reassure him...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 28, 1999 1:31 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from DaFrog's Humor Web Site. Visit the site at http://dafrog.cjb.net for subscription info. ... A...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 29, 1999 2:40 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Becky) -Tom ... This speaks a lot about the quality of Japanese products and their quality standards: They're still...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 30, 1999 1:49 pm
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Satindra) -Tom ... A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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Apr 30, 1999 11:50 pm
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Herman) -Tom Forwarded from DaFrog's Humor Web Site. Visit the site at http://dafrog.cjb.net for subscription info. ... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 4, 1999 2:46 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Arda) -Tom ... Judi and Amanpreet have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Amanpreet came home from work...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 5, 1999 12:19 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Julie) -Tom ... Taking Liberties The Pluperfect Virus By Bob Hirschfeld Sunday, May 2, 1999 A new computer virus is...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 6, 1999 8:45 am
Found posted in a humor newsgroups (rec.humor.funny) -Tom Submitted there by Charles Fiterman(cef@...) ... Question: I know that real planes fly...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 7, 1999 12:06 am
Emailed to me by friends (Thanks Kit/Barney) -Tom ... (Not really humor, but a nice thought in honor of Mother's Day in the United States and to mothers...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 8, 1999 12:46 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (The Funnies) -Tom To subscribe to The Funnies, send and email to: AndyChaps_The-funnies-subscribe@egroups.com ... ...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 11, 1999 1:54 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Becky) -Tom
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What if Mother Goose had tendencies and propensities...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 12, 1999 12:36 am
Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Robert) -Tom
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One day, a Soldier, a Sailor, a Marine, an Airman, and a...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 13, 1999 12:00 am
Emailed to me from another humor list (Gag-O-Matic) -Tom
Info on subscribing is at: www.lowcomdom.com/joke_of_the_day.html...
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Thomas S. Ellsworth
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May 14, 1999 12:18 am
Found posted at BNN (Bogus News Network) -Tom
The Nation's Second Leading Source for Misinformation
http://www.acclaimedmedia.com/voafa/bnn.htm 1999...
