http://www.divshare.com/download/9680041-2ab

Poisonaly kreated by that cat guy and free until they die.


http://monstromix.blogspot.com/

Thanks!  Sorry I'm late in my reply... I decided, what better way for a
divemaster to spend her birthday than by scuba diving?  So I woke up early to
give food to the monks on their morning alms route, went for my morning run,
then hopped on my motorbike and headed to the beach.

I spent the rest of the day on (and off) a boat in the Gulf of Thailand, doing
the first diving I've done on this side of the country and only diving I've done
for a few months (for most divers, a few months isn't a long time, but what can
I say?  I got spoiled by every-day diving!).

And then my Thai neighbors made a potluck dinner in my honor, and the next day I
was back at school—I'm teaching Kindergarteners in the Mini English Program here
in Thailand now.  It's not exactly rustic, but let's just say it's not the US
either.  It's easy enough to find internet, but I don't have it at home, so I'm
not online as much as I used to be.

And, actually, Doc, you missed one—I'm 23 this year!  And I wouldn't trade a
single one of those years, haha.  It's been an amazing adventure so far.

::grin::

-Jessi, in Thailand

--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "doc_savage_2002" <doc_savage_2002@...> wrote:
>
> --- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "calabas1" <calabas1@> wrote:
> >
> > Many Happy Returns!  You're the best!
> >
> As usual every year during Jessi's birthday, I was away at the wilderness of
the Poconos Mountains in eastern PA at karate camp, roughing it. Meaning no
computers!
>
> Anyway, Happy Birthday!! (I'm thinking it's a big 22 this year!) Hope things
are well overseas with you and they still have some kind of birthday tradition
over there!
>
> Hugs,
> Doc
>

Thanks!  Sorry I'm late in my reply... I decided, what better way for a
divemaster to spend her birthday than by scuba diving?  So I woke up early to
give food to the monks on their morning alms route, went for my morning run,
then hopped on my motorbike and headed to the beach.

I spent the rest of the day on (and off) a boat in the Gulf of Thailand, doing
the first diving I've done on this side of the country and only diving I've done
for a few months (for most divers, a few months isn't a long time, but what can
I say?  I got spoiled by every-day diving!).

And then my Thai neighbors made a potluck dinner in my honor, and the next day I
was back at school—I'm teaching Kindergarteners in the Mini English Program here
in Thailand now.  It's not exactly rustic, but let's just say it's not the US
either.  It's easy enough to find internet, but I don't have it at home, so I'm
not online as much as I used to be.

And, actually, Doc, you missed one—I'm 23 this year!  And I wouldn't trade a
single one of those years, haha.  It's been an amazing adventure so far.

::grin::

-Jessi, in Thailand

--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "doc_savage_2002" <doc_savage_2002@...> wrote:
>
> --- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "calabas1" <calabas1@> wrote:
> >
> > Many Happy Returns!  You're the best!
> >
> As usual every year during Jessi's birthday, I was away at the wilderness of
the Poconos Mountains in eastern PA at karate camp, roughing it. Meaning no
computers!
>
> Anyway, Happy Birthday!! (I'm thinking it's a big 22 this year!) Hope things
are well overseas with you and they still have some kind of birthday tradition
over there!
>
> Hugs,
> Doc
>

--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "calabas1" <calabas1@...> wrote:
>
> Many Happy Returns!  You're the best!
>
As usual every year during Jessi's birthday, I was away at the wilderness of the
Poconos Mountains in eastern PA at karate camp, roughing it. Meaning no
computers!

Anyway, Happy Birthday!! (I'm thinking it's a big 22 this year!) Hope things are
well overseas with you and they still have some kind of birthday tradition over
there!

Hugs,
Doc

Many Happy Returns!  You're the best!

have a great fourth!


http://that-cat-guy.livejournal.com/338773.html

http://www.divshare.com/download/7825522-0d9

--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "d.cat chopra" <drunkenhousecat@...> wrote:
>
> http://www.towelday.org/
>

Thanks for the reminder!!  I was late last year...

http://www.towelday.org/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOp67_eC04&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Flj-toys.com%2F%3Fjo\
urnalid%3D13587567%26moduleid%3D181%26preview%3D%26auth_token%3Dsessionless%3A12\
42554400%3Aembedconten&feature=player_embedded

Aw, repression...recession...it's all da same thing, man...


--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "d.cat chopra" <drunkenhousecat@...> wrote:
>
> recession, huh?
>
> geepers!
>
> i wonder how that happened...
>

recession, huh?

geepers!

i wonder how that happened...

i saw a chick in a 'ducktails' t-shirt today
my first thought was
punch that bitch in the neck and steal her shirt
my second thought was
aw, shit. it's not like it would fit me anyway

be glad i love mac and cheese, people

that's all i'm really saying here...

1) Personalized Intro

1985 - Natalie was the singer in a band that I was a roadie for. A friend of
mine had a bunch of audio machines and I was alone one day while he was at work.
One of my favorite things to do was be "The Confused Guy" now and then. I
recorded the first vocal on a ghetto blaster and then played that back and let
myself fuck up as I answered to it on another blaster. It's sort of my stab at a
Firesign kind of vibe. Imagine it done right on real machines. She liked it a
lot. The sound of cars going by the window are cars going by the window. It was
a hot day and there was no air conditioning. Ain't life a bitch sometimes?

2) Too Much Tube

1985 - Done the same day as Personalized Intro. There is a cheap shit Casio
keyboard and a Betamax machine added to the thing. My voice cracks because I had
a cold. Still and all a pretty nice piece. I love the jew's harp that hits you
out of nowhere and somehow fills in the sound. A true story if there ever was
one.

3) Age Spots

Recorded when I was 29 (you do the math) on a four track machine that a friend
had rented. He had told me about the machine during a phone call and I shit
about the possibilities. The guy with the living room (see above) drove myself
and another friend to Pasadena and we sat around doing nothing while those two
guys hemmed and hawed. It went like this:

Me: We could do this thing that I wrote.

Friend: I don't want to do that.

Friend 2: Me either.

Me: Than what would you like to do?

Friend: I don't know but not that.

Friend 2: Me either.

About twenty minutes pass.

Me: We could do this thing that I wrote.

Friend: I don't want to do that.

Friend 2: Me either.

Me: Than what would you like to do?

Friend: I don't know but not that.

Friend 2: Me either.

Another twenty minutes pass.

Me: We could do this thing that I wrote.

Friend: I don't want to do that.

Friend 2: Me either.

Me: Than what would you like to do?

Friend: I don't know but not that.

Friend 2: Me either.

It went like that all day long. They went home and I spent the night and cranked
out two pieces alone. Jean-Paul Sartre said that hell is other people. I'm not
sure if that's true but it sure seems like mother fucking fuck is. The piece is
a sort of review of a Laurie Anderson art show that I saw at UCLA. I was amazed
that art could have humor. I still am at times.

4) Announcement Boogie

See above - The second piece from that same night. Just a joke while I fucked
around with the machine. If I sound coked up it's because I can't get the pitch
as perfect as I'd like.

5) Jump

Mid 90's - It's really about drinking and drugging. Okay, mostly drinking. I do
like the view up here.

6) People Who Should Be Shot

Mid 90's - The first actual Cat Rant. I love marketing and how easy it is to
fall for stupid ads. If you don't like this piece it might very well be about
you.

7) Bee Bop

Mid 90's - An old episode of The Outer Limits. Seriously. I once read a poem in
a free newspaper (Los Angeles used to have quite a few of those) about the lady
in the radiator from "Eraserhead". This is my answer to that.

8) Goldfish

Mid 90's - You just can't change some people no matter how much you'd like to.
Although it was written about a guy that I once knew I'm thinking that it's
really about me. Is about you too? If you're sure it isn't then maybe it is.

9) Road

Mid 90's - I would love to believe that there is an afterlife.

found it on line!


http://clarissa.hmc.com.hk/na_na/

http://sharebee.com/925ce23b

it's not for kids

http://stashcasket.blogspot.com/

Wow, you just blew my mind!  I was just thinking the exact same thing!






--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "d.cat chopra" <drunkenhousecat@...>
wrote:
>
> i don't listen to pink. her stuff just ain't my kind of stuff. i
don't
> hate her music. it's just not my kind of stuff. to tell the truth, i
> do like her enough to put to make out with her until she's all wet
and
> horny and then put my penis in her. oddly, after that, i'd like to
> pull it almost all the way out, and then put it back into her again.
> over and over and over again. then over and over and over again
after
> that. and then over and over and over again even after that. until
it
> doesn't feel good anymore and i need a smoke and a snooze. strange?
> yeah. i'm thinking strange but i am crazy and i'm just being honest
> about it. i bet it's something stupid in me. like maybe darwin or
> whatever. feel free to sue me if you'd like. i'm not too busy for
that.
>
> at any rate...
>
> i'm watching an old episode of SNL and she's the musical guest and i
> just gotta say i love this lyric:
>
> "God is a DJ
> Life is a dance floor
> Love is the rhythm
> You are the music
>
> God is a DJ
> Life is a dance floor
> You get what you're given
> It's all how you use it"
>
> if it was a bowie song it would be one of my faves.
>
> not that i'd want that guy anyway near my penis.
>
> well, maybe a chair next to my penis but we'd both have to keep our
> clothes on.
>
> and he'd have to keep his hands to himself...
>

i don't listen to pink. her stuff just ain't my kind of stuff. i don't
hate her music. it's just not my kind of stuff. to tell the truth, i
do like her enough to put to make out with her until she's all wet and
horny and then put my penis in her. oddly, after that, i'd like to
pull it almost all the way out, and then put it back into her again.
over and over and over again. then over and over and over again after
that. and then over and over and over again even after that. until it
doesn't feel good anymore and i need a smoke and a snooze. strange?
yeah. i'm thinking strange but i am crazy and i'm just being honest
about it. i bet it's something stupid in me. like maybe darwin or
whatever. feel free to sue me if you'd like. i'm not too busy for that.

at any rate...

i'm watching an old episode of SNL and she's the musical guest and i
just gotta say i love this lyric:

"God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music

God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it"

if it was a bowie song it would be one of my faves.

not that i'd want that guy anyway near my penis.

well, maybe a chair next to my penis but we'd both have to keep our
clothes on.

and he'd have to keep his hands to himself...

...so i invented a band.

http://stashcasket.blogspot.com/

it's sort of like negativland with just a touch of early laurie
anderson. 'so sexy' is not for kids or people who shy away from adult
language.

hey,
it's very nice to hear from you.
I'd love to get a personal message if you get a chance and just a FAST note on
what you've been up to.
hope so!
much love,Leslie
xoxoxo

Leslie
Lesorge Music
White Elephant






To: jessia@...: no_reply@...: Mon, 2 Feb 2009
14:42:34 +0000Subject: [Jessia] Hey guys!



Hellllloooooooo!Sorry I haven't been around much. I've been around, actually,
but I've had a lot on my mind.I am in Thailand, actually.I've been here since
Janaury 10. I'm an intern at a scuba diving school, on my way to becoming a
scuba instructor. I am also doing some website design and teaching
English.Before coming here, I spent the last two months in London, getting a
certificate in TEFL—Teaching English as a Foreign Language. I spent a week in
Paris and four days in Barcelona, wandering around and taking pictures and
writing.How's all that for doing something different?So, you see, I've been
around, and I've been writing, and there are lots of new pictures to see (by me,
not of me). They can all be found on my website, www.vegan-goddess.com,
actually. I'm not sure if I have posted that link before here or not...It's
especially cool because I just got into underwater photography. I'm starting to
get pretty good at it, too! You'll find those pictures, along with pictures of
Thailand, Barcelona, and London, plus many more, and even a few songs, although
I need to redo all the recordings since I've rewritten and reworked them all,
for the better.What else? Oh! Well, it hasn't been all sun and fun like it
sounds... well, okay, London isn't known for being sunny, especially not in
winter, so that's a given... hehe. But really, I actually did have a disaster,
actually the week before I left for Thailand: my computer was
stolen.Fortunately, I had backups of everything, so it was not as bad as it
could have been. However, I had to buy a new computer, and that set me back a
pretty penny and I was not at all prepared for that.So for that reason, I have
decided to offer for sale some new pictures that I posed for before I left
Chicago with a very talented art photographer. They may be the best pictures
ever taken of me, if you ask me. If you are interested, contact me personally at
jessi (at) vegan-goddess.com.Otherwise, feel free to pop on over to the blog and
photo galleries at my website and leave comments there or here!I hope to hear
from you all!Love,~Jessi~





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Hellllloooooooo!

Sorry I haven't been around much.  I've been around, actually, but
I've had a lot on my mind.

I am in Thailand, actually.

I've been here since Janaury 10.  I'm an intern at a scuba diving
school, on my way to becoming a scuba instructor.  I am also doing
some website design and teaching English.

Before coming here, I spent the last two months in London, getting a
certificate in TEFL—Teaching English as a Foreign Language.  I spent
a week in Paris and four days in Barcelona, wandering around and
taking pictures and writing.

How's all that for doing something different?

So, you see, I've been around, and I've been writing, and there are
lots of new pictures to see (by me, not of me).  They can all be
found on my website, www.vegan-goddess.com, actually.  I'm not sure
if I have posted that link before here or not...

It's especially cool because I just got into underwater photography.
I'm starting to get pretty good at it, too!  You'll find those
pictures, along with pictures of Thailand, Barcelona, and London,
plus many more, and even a few songs, although I need to redo all the
recordings since I've rewritten and reworked them all, for the better.

What else?  Oh!  Well, it hasn't been all sun and fun like it
sounds... well, okay, London isn't known for being sunny, especially
not in winter, so that's a given... hehe.  But really, I actually did
have a disaster, actually the week before I left for Thailand: my
computer was stolen.

Fortunately, I had backups of everything, so it was not as bad as it
could have been.  However, I had to buy a new computer, and that set
me back a pretty penny and I was not at all prepared for that.

So for that reason, I have decided to offer for sale some new
pictures that I posed for before I left Chicago with a very talented
art photographer.  They may be the best pictures ever taken of me, if
you ask me.  If you are interested, contact me personally at jessi
(at) vegan-goddess.com.

Otherwise, feel free to pop on over to the blog and photo galleries
at my website and leave comments there or here!

I hope to hear from you all!

Love,
~Jessi~

agreed.
    we cant wait on every tender word. the group is stagnant and with
the membership, we need to show some life once in a while.


--- In jessia@yahoogroups.com, "d.cat chopra" <drunkenhousecat@...>
wrote:
>
> ...i promise!
>
> if there are things going on here she'd be much more likely to get
> involved. no. not everytime. no. not always. no. not within seconds
> (she does have a life and all). but more often than she does.
>
> dig...
>
> she's not in charge of here and isn't into being some kind of
leader.
>
> truth?
>
> it's a little bit scary how you guys wait on her.
>
> make it friendly here. and simple to deal with.
>
> she really is just one of us.
>
> keep things moving along and everything will work out fine.
>
>
>
> you are now on your own...
>

...i promise!

if there are things going on here she'd be much more likely to get
involved. no. not everytime. no. not always. no. not within seconds
(she does have a life and all). but more often than she does.

dig...

she's not in charge of here and isn't into being some kind of leader.

truth?

it's a little bit scary how you guys wait on her.

make it friendly here. and simple to deal with.

she really is just one of us.

keep things moving along and everything will work out fine.



you are now on your own...

http://www.zshare.net/audio/53523050ee4511c7/

now in audio!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5352079846001cf5/

you pinheaded motherfuckers!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RHS3F48A

Very True.  But if you and I smoked, we could huddle together...you know, body
heat and all...prevents the chilz.
 
hows london?


 

--- On Fri, 11/21/08, jessia_the_teen_goddess <no_reply@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

From: jessia_the_teen_goddess <no_reply@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [Jessia] Re: HEY!
To: jessia@yahoogroups.com
Date: Friday, November 21, 2008, 1:11 PM






I'd buy that. It requires a certain level of commitment, I'd think,
to stand huddled outside in the cold for a cigarette.

~Jessi~

--- In jessia@yahoogroups. com, Steven Huber <rand217@... > wrote:
>
> Yeah I saw a study that said there are 15% less people that smoke
than a year ago.
>  
> ///not since I was 19 BTW.
>
>
>  
>
> --- On Fri, 11/21/08, jessia_the_teen_ goddess
<no_reply@yahoogroup s.com> wrote:
>
> From: jessia_the_teen_ goddess <no_reply@yahoogroup s.com>
> Subject: [Jessia] Re: HEY!
> To: jessia@yahoogroups. com
> Date: Friday, November 21, 2008, 12:59 PM
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Ah, except for cigar lounges and hookah bars, of course. But
> cigarette smoking, no.
>
> And that seems to be the trend everywhere. I was in Colorado when
> they passed the smoking ban, and in Oregon before, and in Illinois
> before they passed it and then after--and it's also, I've just
> discovered, the rule in Dublin and in London.
>
> ~Jessi~
>
> --- In jessia@yahoogroups. com, "Steve H" <rand217@ > wrote:
> >
> > LoL. Are you in IL?
> >
> > Theres no smoking here, in any Public place....or office...or
> outhouse.
> >
> > And cant smoke within 25 ft of a window or door.
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In jessia@yahoogroups. com, "d.cat chopra" <drunkenhousecat@
>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > why aren't there smoking bars and non-smoking bars?
> > >
> > > all it would take is a sign in the window.
> > >
> > > i mean,
> > > what the fuck?
> > >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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